Former President Donald Trump’s criminal hush money trial is crushing the Queens native’s oldest dream of existing among New York City’s upper crust, according to a New York Times columnist. Trump’s salacious trial — riddled with mocking reports of porn stars, hush money payments and star witnesses who’ve done time — puts a last nail in the coffin where the corpse of his elite status dream begins to rot, opines the New York-based journalist Elizabeth Spiers. “The rich and powerful sometimes invited him to their parties, but behind his back they laughed at his coarse methods and his tacky aesth…