I have been listening to Prime Ministers for what feels most of my life claiming they were going to crackdown on benefit cheats. I see Sir Keir Sausage has joined that crew. It never happens. And Starmer knows it will never happen. The scroungers are a lot more cunning than the government who are trying to defeat them. No surprise there. When editing that fine organ The Sun, Rupert Murdoch would call me every day asking what the big story of the day was. I used to tell him the truth. Vicar rodgered by rhino or hippo goes wild in nudist camp. That would enrage the great man who would want somet…