SK Hynix promotes its teeny-tiny portable SSD with a golden sheen as a “Beetle.” But surely I can’t be the only one who thinks it looks like the scarabs from the 1999 Mummy film? Ah, I digress. What’s important here is that the SK Hynix Beetle X31 fits in your pocket and in your budget — right now the 1TB version of this portable SSD is on sale for just $64.99 on Amazon, which prices it as significantly cheaper than even the 512GB version. (And it won’t burrow under your skin and into your brain. I’m almost sure of it.) All joking aside, the Beetle X31 drive is a nice little gadget that comes …