Donald Trump showed off some new dance moves at a Scranton, Pennsylvania, campaign rally on Wednesday, October 9 — but not everyone was impressed. In a clip shared to X, formerly known as Twitter, the ex-president, 78, awkwardly swayed back and forth on stage as “God Bless the USA” played. One critic who attended the campaign event joked, “Trump has two dance moves: 1. The double jerk 2. Whatever this is.” Other users joined in to come up with a name for the new dance, from “the unbalanced felon” and “the teeter totter” to “the dashboard hula girl” and “the Frankenstein shuffle.” Another perso…