One Louisville resident woke up to a shitty surprise. There’s a Porch Pooper on the loose and it’s causing one big stink in Kentucky‘s largest city. The term “porch pirate” has become ubiquitous in recent years to describe common criminals who poach packages that have been left unattended in front of homes. Instead of taking something, this person is leaving an unwanted package on one specific porch in the city of Louisville. After midnight on Sunday, a man in a red shirt with only socks on his feet walked up to the front door of a home in the Old Louisville neighborhood. After peering inside,…