Donald Trump recently claimed he doesn’t ramble during his speeches that cover everything from windmills and whales to batteries and sharks, and that he’s instead employing something called “the weave,” but experts don’t appear to be on board. “You know, I do the weave,” Trump recently said at a political event. “You know what the weave is? I’ll talk about like nine different things, and they all come back brilliantly together, and it’s like, friends of mine that are, like, English professors, they say, ‘It’s the most brilliant thing I’ve ever seen.’” But one English professor has gone on the …