The most unbelievable thing about A Quiet Place: Day One is not its premise of world-invading ultrasonic-hearing aliens, but rather that a cat in such a situation wouldn’t have everyone within its vicinity immediately killed by tapping a delicately balanced glass off a table. Cats are – and I say this with nothing but love and admiration – really dumb. It’s why the internet loves videos of them so much. A feline flying through the air at the sight of a pea? They’re more hilarious idiots than the evil geniuses Blofeld’s cat would have us believe. But what if all this time we’ve been wrong to pi…