Former President Donald Trump’s odd response to reports that he frequently naps through his criminal hush money trial triggered a wave of mockery on social media Thursday. Trump’s excuse, peppered with self admiration, appeared on Truth Social Thursday. “I don’t fall asleep during the Crooked D.A.’s Witch Hunt, especially not today,” Trump declared. “I simply close my beautiful blue eyes.” New York Times writer Maggie Haberman has spotted Trump nodding off on his first day of court and later put the tally at three courtroom naps in four days. And Former prosecutor Harry Litman saw Trump take a…