Given the hyper-sterile nature of corporate public relations in 2024 (nobody wants to be cancelled), color this writer genuinely surprised that this social media administrator hit “send” on this joke. First, some background on two seemingly disparate topics. The more simple topic: “Hitman” is a video game franchise developed by IO Interactive that began in 2000, and focuses on the exploits of main protagonist Agent 47, whom the player controls in the games. The franchise has largely evolved over the last 24 years, but the core tenets of it remain the same. You, as Agent 47, are placed into a l…