A silver-haired Jon Stewart began his show Monday evening by whipping glasses on his face and announcing a breaking news alert that simply could not wait: “Wolf Blitzer and I appear to be merging!” Stewart kept the tempo up with a quick pivot to a Daily Show reporter with an update on responses to the latest Supreme Court decision on Trump: “Democrats are doing more shower crying than normal, Jon.” Stewart suggested the time had come for Democrats to focus on winning votes, but this reporter disagreed. Other options included: Want more breaking political news? Click for the latest headlines at…