It’s amazing the stuff you find when you have a proper clear up – human faeces, car parts, even a real-life baby. I’d been asked to spruce up the communal garden areas and parking bays of a block of flats in Maidstone and before I started the boss warned me: ‘It’s a bit of a mess, it hasn’t been done for a while’. I hadn’t worked in this part of town for some time but I’m a man of the world so didn’t expect to be too surprised by what I might find hiding under hedges or lurking in the darker corners of the car park. Having strimmed everything in sight and taken my new super-powered hedge cutte…
