The line would have gotten a standing ovation on the rubber chicken circuit in 1994. “We’re not in the market of buying players,” LSU coach Brian Kelly told WAFB-TV’s Jacques Ducet this week. “Unfortunately, right now, that’s what some guys are looking for. They want to be bought.” Unfortunately for Kelly, it’s 2024. State legislatures and the federal court system have dismantled the horizontal price-fixing scheme that kept the college football labor market suppressed for decades. The seals don’t clap for amateurism anymore. But just as always, they clap for wins. The way to win now is to pay …