By Polly Hudson Remember last night’s cliffhanger that wasn’t a cliffhanger so it was a cliffhanger? The show ended with Ash about to reveal whether she was a Traitor or not, and us viewers knew that she was, so what could the drama possibly be? Was she going to say “Goodbye COUGHPAUL’SATRAITORCOUGH everyone!” as she walked out? Reveal she was Diane’s secret daughter? Ask Claudia where all her lovely jumpers are from? Nope. Ooh you sneaky TV show, keeping us on the edges of our seats – where it’s really uncomfortable to sleep – all night for no reason. After the mass jubilation that they’d fin…