Fusion food can be very hit or miss – sometimes it’s magic, other times you end up with a cheeseburger pizza (yes, that’s a real thing). But, when I heard that a nearby cafe had started serving up British-Indian breakfasts, I was excited to swap my morning bowl of porridge for something a little spicier. A quick Google search informed me Cafe Nirvana, in Dartford, opened at 8.30am. After arriving at 8.45am, hovering outside until around 9am and seeing no signs of life, I admitted temporary defeat. My second attempt to enter Nirvana was around 11am and, thankfully, the door opened swiftly and w…