In a tale as Floridian as an alligator wrestling a python, two Miami men embarked on a shopping spree that would make even the most dedicated Black Friday shopper blush. Their whirlwind tour of major retailers across the state came to a screeching halt in Collier County, leaving behind a trail of stolen deodorant, razor blades, and enough fishing gear to stock a small tackle shop. Carlos M. Garcia-Ajete, 40, and Nivaldo J. Garcia-Vento, 41, apparently thought they had a green light to help themselves to whatever caught their eye. Read: Florida Man’s Attempt To ‘Spice Up’ Neighborhood Watch Lan…