Prince Harry is missing his own uncle’s funeral in the UK because of security concerns. Instead, he’s taking his wife to the cocaine fuelled gang warfare, murder and kidnap hotspot of Colombia. Colombia has the third highest homicide rate in South America, and they’re going to visit the Vice President, who has to commute to work in a Black Hawk helicopter after receiving bomb threats. Do Harry and Meghan not realise that they are being used as useful idiots to polish the tarnished reputation of despotic regimes? That’s their job now it seems to do PR work for despots. They went to Nigeria, one…