By Zach Barnett There’s a Connor Stalions joke in here somewhere. Nick Saban is set to hire former Michigan linebackers coach George Helow to his Alabama staff, sources confirmed to FootballScoop on Thursday. The news was first reported by The Athletic. No. 4 Alabama, of course, meets No. 1 Michigan in a College Football Playoff semifinal at the Rose Bowl on Jan. 1. The report does not indicate Helow’s title. One wonders if “Chief Michigan Figure Outer” fits on a business card. Helow was on Michigan’s staff for the 2021-22 seasons and was let go in February. He was part of the defensive staff …