“Did you hear the one about the world’s greatest watch thief? He stole all the time.” But even that guy might be impressed by the sticky fingers of the National Responsible Fatherhood Clearinghouse (NRFC), a tiny corner of the Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) that managed to pilfer nearly $75 million in taxpayer money last year to maintain, among other things, an official government repository of “dad jokes.” It’s funny—but not in a good way. The agency’s website is the source of the cringey joke above, along with other forehead-slappers such as “Why don’t you ever see elephants h…