To paraphrase Martin Keown, it was a chance the former Manchester United man simply couldn’t miss. Are you sure? We Red Devils supporters watched on in horror as the forward squandered his fair share of goalscoring opportunities from exactly this sort of position during that short-lived loan spell under Erik ten Hag during the second half of 2022/23. Manchester United‘s 3-0 win over Leicester City comes to mind, for instance. Wout Weghorst sinking to his knees, eyes turned disbelievingly towards the heavens as he missed yet another chance to open his Premier League account in that famous red s…