The whole point of a shark tank — the literal kind, I mean, not the one that involves business pitches to Mark Cuban and Kevin “Mr. Wonderful” O’Leary, inter alia — is that one is able to swim with some of the aquatic world’s most dangerous predators while still being kept safe by precautions that prevent the apex predators from biting you. Unfortunately, at the Atlantis Paradise Island Resort in the Bahamas, only one of those two things happened. Because this involves a shark tank, you can probably guess which one it was. According to reports from TMZ and Fox Business, a Maryland boy is rec…
