Former President Donald Trump went off onto a lengthy tangent during his speech on crime in Michigan asserting that suburban women ought to think he’s the greatest president ever. This came after the MAGA leader rattled off a long list of violent sexual assaults committed by migrants and immigrants in the country unlawfully. “So when I return to the White House, we will stop the plunder, rape, slaughter, and destruction of our American suburbs, our cities and towns,” said Trump. “And I think that women living in the suburbs, I keep hearing about the suburban woman doesn’t like Trump. Well, I t…