Looking back, it was presented as such a harmless, innocent, fun activity. It’s completely safe, my neighbor said, adding under her breath, “most of the time.” The way she said it I was reminded of prescription drug commercials where everyone looks so happy but the low voice in the background is saying side effects include maybe, possibly damaging your perineum. (Look it up. You do NOT want that damaged.) Just try it once and you’ll be hooked, said another friend, his face supernaturally bright from having just indulged. Just don’t overdo it at first. Pace yourself. Honestly trying pickleball …