Washington Post satirist Alexandra Petri walked a mental mile in former President Donald Trump’s golden sneakers and came away with stinky feet and the urge to commit felonies, she wrote Thursday. “Let’s do a felony,” Petri’s protagonist declares as the fictional character slips on the sneakers. Then he asks, “When are the darn shoes going to kick in?” Pretty quickly, it turns out. Want more breaking political news? Click for the latest headlines at Raw Story. Soon the golden Trump sneaker wearer is installing his family in the Republican National Committee, waiting for people to send him mone…