The news that Rasmus Hojlund has been ruled out of Saturday’s clash with Fulham – as well as the next three weeks – would have hit a Manchester United fanbase feeling oddly and briefly optimistic like a tonne of bricks. Why can we just not have nice things? If anything typifies this season, it’s this. This accursed, never-ending nightmare of a season. Back came Lisandro Martinez. Oh, there he goes again. Ditto Luke Shaw. And just a few days afterRasmus Hojlund became the youngest player in Premier League history to score in six on a spin with that match-winning brace at Luton Town, the deadly …