Sometimes, fact really is stranger than scripted fiction. During a press conference for WWE’s upcoming Elimination Chamber 2024, the company’s lead announcer Michael Cole revealed that WWE had been accosted by pirates — and it doesn’t appear to be a storyline. (And to be clear, these are real pirates, not the Johnny Depp variety.) A bit of background: WWE’s annual Elimination Chamber premium live event — WWE’s preferred parlance to “pay-per-view” — is an event that features matches inside the titular structure. That Elimination Chamber itself is a genuinely impressive structure. WWE claims …