The election has only just been called and already we have a winner. It’s not Rishi Sunak, Sir Keir Starmer, Ed Davey or whoever that new bloke is up in Scotland. It is disgraced former Post Office chief Paula Vennells, who would likely be making headlines for her disastrous handling of the Horizon software scandal. But thanks to the news of a July election, Vennells is largely out of the spotlight, which is why she should use her multi-million pound payoff from the Post Office to send Rishi Sunak a thank you box of Cadbury’s Celebrations. Not celebrating our 344 Tory MPs, who are the turkeys …