A drunk man threatened to carry out a sex act over a stranger’s Porsche after downing alcohol at a friend’s birthday party. Darren Teale from Ashford, had been wandering around Tenterden while highly intoxicated when he spotted the high-performance car parked on a driveway. A court heard he not only threatened to masturbate on the vehicle but also started shouting and verbally abusing the owner – who had caught his behaviour on CCTV and called the police. When officers arrived at the scene in Ashford Road on Thursday, December 14, the 55-year-old then began shouting and swearing at them. He wa…