Former President Donald Trump’s rants about preferring to die from electrocution to getting eaten by a shark have raised eyebrows among political observers, but Washington Post reporter Ashley Parker decided to do a deep-dive analysis to discern what, if anything, the former president is trying to convey. Parker begins by recapping Trump’s entire story about electric boat batteries potentially electrocuting boaters — or potentially making boats so heavy that they could sink and leave their owners vulnerable to shark attacks. In recapping this story, Parker concluded that it is “full of fabric…