By Elona Baron (as Barked to Laurie Baron) Elona Baron SAN DIEGO — My human has been spending a lot of time lately watching Major League Baseball games on television. While I enjoy nothing better than being a couch potato lying next to him, I’ve noticed something that bothers me. None of the teams are named after dogs. Doesn’t Major League Baseball realize how insulting it is to dogs to know that marlins and devil rays have teams bearing their names even though neither of those animals can run the bases or catch and retrieve balls? Why honor venomous diamondbacks when dog bites are rarely fata…