An apple, a tomato and a strawberry deemed to be potentially hazardous, according to the dunderheads of Defra. Perhaps they took the 1980s film, The Revenge of the Killer Tomatoes, too seriously. I have brought into the studio the most dangerous things according to them, that I think I’ve ever brought into a TV studio. In a protectionist move to put up prices and damage Brexit, looney officials have raised the risk rating of these and other imported fruit and vegetables. This is matters because roughly half of the food we eat in the UK, and nearly two thirds of that comes from the European Uni…