Claims being made about West Ham signing Borussia Dortmund striker Niclas Fullkrug are nothing short of farcical. West Ham have confirmed the club is in talks to sign Niclas Fullkrug from Borussia Dortmund. Reports the Hammers are closing in on a deal are jumping the gun, though. As revealed by Hammers News earlier, West Ham technical director Tim Steidten is in Germany right now for talks. But West Ham say Dortmund want a big fee for 31-year-old Fullkrug and still need to be persuaded to sell. They’re not the only ones that need to be persuaded when it comes to Fullkrug, though, it seems. Unt…